Hip-Hop Island

I haven't seen wrestling matches on TV since my little brother finally grew out of it -- 15 years ago. Back then Macho Man was the beef jerky spokesman and Hulk Hogan definitely did not know best. Oh yeah, and these two annoying characters known as the Bash Brothers went around giving people wet-willies... right? Something like that. But if Kanye actually answered Vince McMahon's (does he still run the WWE?) call, I'd certainly tune in to see a fake ass beating. Better yet, can we bring back Celebrity Death Match and get Ye on that? Also, you heard it here first: Saturday's SNL season premiere WILL include Megan Fox's opening monologue interrupted by Andy Samberg... she deserved to have a mic stolen from her.