Hip-Hop Island

Fuuuuck therapy, Fahget rehab... need to get your celebrity put back together, just call up Lil Wayne for a hook and Swizzy for a beat and you'll be aight. Chris Brown, who should fade into the backlight and finish cleaning up curbside litter, has on BANGIN' video with "I Can Transform Ya." (C.Breezy's MJ moves + Ninjas + mutating vehicles) X (Weezy +Swizzy) = A video better than BOTH (awful) Transformer movies. Chris can revive his music career with the help of some [expensive] friends, but transforming his life is whole 'nother story. Oh and hey, Tyrese, thanks for showing up at the end.